I think we should have a daily joke section which includes and general puns and humorous observations. Bad Dad jokes get an extra 50 points.
I’ll kick start it off with a couple of observational jokes;
I’m suspicious about those “thermometers” they aim your forehead to make sure you’re healthy. I think it’s a government plot to erase your memory. Like today when I went to the market for a pint of milk and some orange juice and came home with 5 bottles of wine and 12 cans of larger.
Rage Against the Machine never specified what type of machine they were furious with but I reckon it was probably a printer…